bananasfor1
bananasfor1
bananasfor1

Tuna melts are delicious! Mmm. So delicious.

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

Never forget that Ginuwine dedicated “Pony” to L’il Sebastian, which automatically makes it one of the greatest songs of the past 100 years.

Honestly, it was kind of worth it.

Man I am late to this party, but BOY do I have one for y’all to consider.

Dangerstyle.

An ex of mine at the time had a really flimsy mattress and boxspring that was set just on the metal frame, no head or footboard attached. He has me on all fours at the foot of the bed while he’s standing up behind me going to Bone Town. It was getting a little crazy and I have my eyes closed thinking that it’s so good

Date Night Pack — a tub of Ben & Jerry’s chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, a Hershey’s chocolate bar, a can of Red Bull, an 18-piece pack of Trident gum and a three-pack of Trojan Ultra Thin condoms.

If the morning after package doesn’t come with plan B what is the point even.

Gift idea: diamond cream

YES! Clearly I was making a serious point about music! Good job by you to set me straight!

“I’m more into stealing from black musicians from the 30’s”

“There is a strong sense that it’s an idea whose time has come, given the role of women in the classroom and the world of work after Harvard,” John Hanson, vice president of the Spee’s graduate board, told the NYT.

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

Alternate title for this BCO “Restaurant customers who were walking, talking advertisements for atheism.”

The pharmacy in grad school was the worst about getting refills. They would only give out one pack at a time.

Getting pregnant is still one of the most dangerous things a woman can do. There are so many complications that can arise, so many things that can go wrong, and it is still not that uncommon for women to die during childbirth, even in “developed” nations.

lol yeah, I’d say not getting pregnant with a child I can’t care for is pretty “convenient” for me.

She shook her head and said, “Just seems strange to have a foreign object in your body like that.” I replied, “Yeah, like a baby.”

Lol, “a cup and a pamprin”! Periods do not work that way for everyone. You know what I had to take? A prescription-only pain pill, 2-8 of them a day, for one and a half weeks, if I was lucky that “month.” Sometimes, my period would last two weeks, and I’m not just talking staining—I’m talking full-out, multiple