Yeah 3 does not match my skin but I love 2. I was thinking about getting smoky but I don’t know if it’s worth it given the cost, because I would only use it going out vs. 2 has colors I can wear anywhere.

How are bras sexist? I need the support.

I think maybe the metal detectors are made to be more sensitive in jails? I mean, I don’t know the mechanics of metal detectors and if that’s even possible. But I’ve visited a couple different jails and my bra has always set them off, but no metal detector in airports or courthouses ever go off from my bra.

My bras always set off metal detectors when I’ve been to jails but they just used that small wand on me to make sure it was only my bra setting it off and then let me through. I don’t know why they thought asking women to take their underwear off to do a necessary part of their job would go over well.

This made me laugh at least.

TUNA MELTS ARE DELICIOUS CHEESE AND TUNA IS THE SINGLE GREATEST COMBINATION LIFE HAS GIFTED US WITH

Telling people you died to get out of a job you don’t like is cruel.

Are there any products that are good for really puffy eyes and/or dark circles under them? I’m tired of people asking me why I was crying whenever they see me in the morning.

I have about 4, and cleaning honestly depends about what color I’ve been using then any sanitary reasons. If I’m using a bright shadow, much more than just a basic everyday tone.

I want to be buried with my Naked 2 Palette from Urban Decay. It was expensive, I got it as my Christmas gift from my family last year, but I love every color and they blend so well.

Pony should be on every playlist. Grocery store playlist? Pony. Driving? Pony. Cooking dinner by yourself? Pony. Ginuwine is appropriate for all instances.

People having been using that phrase for a long time now, usually on twitter as a joke to imply hooking up. It’s netflix, literally everybody I know under the age of 30 has a password, it’s bound to become part of culture.

That image has me choking with laughter. I am so sorry about your back though.

Attitude isn’t rando or little known, just not American.

nopeee @ the ice cream & red bull combo on date night.

Jack White is such a gross whining man baby

Sadly, that seizure story doesn’t surprise me AT ALL.

I went to a Catholic college so literally the only reason my school insurance would cover bc was my doctor wrote on the prescription I needed it to skip periods. But still, every damn month.

Why? Why does this even exist?

Yep. I’m gay too but have an IUD for shitty periods. Best decision I’ve made in my life.