This only works if you know that Quatar is correctly pronounced “cutter”. I love it.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

These puns are so bad they are hurting my Bahrain.

Kuwaitus interruptus!

My sister has tickets to Game 4. But she lives in Silver Spring, MD.

In Soviet America, Middle East pulls out of US!

We live in strange times. Now, the Middle East is pulling out of US

I Googled his name. Take a look at the user suggested category for his law firm. Ha!

The fuck did I just read?

Do... do you want to fuck this guy?

Oh honey, come to L.A. sometime. You’ll have a heart attack and we can all be done with you.

I wish Anne Browne from Newport US had 1/5 of your understanding.

Awww, “the kids will always be hers.” That’s some patronizing bullshit.

No one likes being called out on being part of the system of patriarchy, which is why I think so many women always leap to explain why their decision to change their name Was Totally Feminist And Justified instead of just accepting that, in this particular interest, they just went with what was easier, socially.…

I don’t think that’s a reason to not do it. Being on the side of equality means dealing with other people’s bullshit and I think it’s high time for men to take on some of that bullshit.

This 1000x. I grew up in a liberal town in the Northeast, went to one of the most liberal colleges in the country. I now live in NYC and work in media. Of all women friends and co-workers from my whole life who are married, I count 3 who haven’t changed their names (4 including me), and 2 hyphenates. And I know a…

Good for you for not pressuring your wife to take your name, but isn’t it funny how men with long, hard to spell names never change theirs?

No, but that is one of the worst last names I have ever heard.

Is it Slutsky? There’s a client at my job with that last name, and she is the angriest, meanest, most suspicious person I have ever met. I almost find it understandable, though, given the name.