As another commenter mentioned, notifications. A mobile website (very thankfully) can't invade your notification shade, but the app can. There's also the fact that Facebook links into Android's account systems, so if you use Facebook to log in to anything (which I occasionally do), then it's a two-tap affair. Rather…

Except for your personality.

Did your girlfriend happen to enjoy having her butt fumbled with?

Anybody else wondering how he had a ticket for the game?

It was shirts v. skins, man. How else are you going to remember teams?

Because at some point in their lives, someone pulled the shirt over their head and beat the shit out of them.

Why the fuck do tuff guys take their shirt off before they "fight?"

My old man was a Navigator on the B-52's back in the late 80's. He had to manually check the bomb bay to ensure that it had indeed totally emptied its contents. With the bomb bay doors open, so it could close properly. I'm sure he didn't even have a parachute on because Captain "Boneman" was badass.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

On the Origin of Speciousness

As a Republican, Curt should be less concerned with where his votes are coming from and more concerned with suppressing them.

"Your flu could become their flu."

Actually the flu is that big of a deal. 21 kids have died already this season. Also, 6.8% of ALL deaths reported by 122 cities across the US were due to flu. In my city alone, 21 people were admitted to the ICU and are in a critical state due to the flu just in the last week.

Then it's time for the finale. A watermelon is placed above the young dude's head and oh holy Christ he nearly gets a knife put through his fucking eye. The watermelon remains undisturbed.

I agree a retired fridge can be a waste of energy when not in use, but as a married father of two, putting a homebrew keg and tap handle in the kitchen is not an option.

If the Suh fits...

I ain't your buddy, pal!

Mini-ITX is too big for you? What are you building, DTX? Pico-ITX?