Romance

The Belichick coaching tree sprouts another withered, lifeless branch.

“dumbass trump tweets dumbass things" should be a permanent headline 

Lots of coffee = Lots of pooping

I’m much more concerned with the way that roll of toilet paper is put on the hanger thingy.  It’s backwards you animal!

I’m sure there’s a correlation for some people, but I go about the same amount of times now (counting calories, healthy weight) than I did when I ate with reckless abandon. Usually 1-2x a day.  Probably the volume is different but I don't think the frequency is. I get uncomfortable if I don't go for 24 hours. Coffee…

Everyone at FuckedNews makes their bank by blowing Valdimir Putin, but this guy’s the one who should be ashamed?

An aside: Am I the only one who finds the Malibu to be kinda ugly? Looks like a depressed catfish.

I trust paper.

“Nothing can be done,” says only country where this regularly happens.

Yet another “why is this even an article on Kotaku?” moment.

I don’t post notes like this in Soulsborne games, nor do I find them funny... however, getting tilted enough to make a 2 page dissertation on the matter is fucking ludicrous. Go outside. Lighten up. Do literally anything else with your life.

The employee, Tesla claims, “was distracted and, contrary to regulation, industry standards, and any conceivable standard of reasonableness, was driving the crane vehicle with the boom extended vertically above the vehicle.”

Didn’t take long for the worst take to be written. Nicely done! 

fuck that. film the cops regardless.

“Well the back fell off.”

BUT IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

Ah yes, the younger crowd, the ones who could just about afford a used C5. Yes, this will surely be a smashing sales success!