Cue the rube with a soulpatch from those asinine commercials telling me it looks like a monster coming to eat me.

This is seriously the worst piece I have ever read on Jalopnik. This guy doesn’t understand that dog teeth are a completely different thing from gear teeth (“dog ears” lol).

Man, that’s the pits, what a wreck. This would be a good time for him to take stock of his life. When life throws you a left turn, lean in to it but use caution. He can bank on a court-ordered recovery program. It’ll be a long road but I’m sure he’ll make it to the finishline though success won’t just land in his lap.…

Fucking junkies. Lock them up and throw away the keys.

So is Oxy basically the right-wing drug of choice?

And then what to do with the other 16 grand?

And not just any job, they get to travel around the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.

The luxed up GC’s try to play in a higher league, while offering lower prices and better reliability. Contrary to the “FCA Reliability” joke, the 3.6l pentastar coupled to the ZF 8 speed found in the GC is phenomenally reliable. For well under $40,000 new, you can get a nice AWD SUV with 300hp, leather, heated front…

So Simon still would have escaped then. 

> If we accept that animals are, indeed, people like us, how can we justify their death to feed ourselves?

The only real difference between us and animals is that we can write pointless articles pondering whether our food is anything other than a meal.

Animals aren’t people though. At best they are companions or something you see in a field as you pass by, but the reality is, we are not herbivores and so many animals are simply food that requires a little more preparation than a vegetable.

I feel like a Charger Scat Pack (392 HEMI) is a realisitic competitor.

I think you forgot a car that is actually comparable.

Remember when Jalopnik was a fun, upbeat, enthusiast site where you came just to revel in cool car stuff?

If Donald Trump imposes tariffs on Canadian automobile imports, we can’t wait for impeachment.  We must burn down the Capital.

She follows up her assault on a child with assaults on police officers. That’s some high level economic anxiety right there.

No offense, but maybe the title should have been:

There is a certain sad poetry in the idea that the motorcycle brand that embodies all of America’s worst tendencies is poised to be stabbed in the back by the president that also embodies all of America’s worst tendencies.

I thought I’d add a new take on a fan favorite.