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I was like, “She’s a bajillionaire, why is her pool so small?!” Then the video panned to the ocean and I realized that the pool is just extra.
Man! I misread this as Mariah Carey doing a Joni Mitchell cover and I got so excited. Oh well, this was nice too.
This is a great tool, but BEWARE! Whenever I hire new staff, I can always tell who used a template for their cover letter / resume and template users usually go to the bottom of the pile. Use a template as a guideline or starting place- but write those letters in your OWN words. Being sincere is of utmost importance…
I have to ask- what's the deal with Adam Levine? Jezebel has no love, which is fine by me..but I'm so curious! Did he do something really bad a while back or is he just generally doucheish and fun to poke fun at?
Me too! Phew :)
"If someone sneezes 3 or more times, it's like "Get your life together!'"
Top that. Top That!
Each?! Wow.
thanks!
Thank you !
What is this from?!
Thanks for the feedback! That's the direction I'm leaning ;)
Age old question: I'm getting married in August with a pretty limited guest list, do I invite my father? We haven't spoken in a couple of years and he's been a tough guy to deal with all my life... but I love his wife (my step-mom) and they have a new baby who I would love to meet (yes my step-mom is about 5 years…
"I mean, I live in the Bay Area. The opportunities for condescending pity Are limitless." Just want to take a moment and highlight this statement in all its truthiness. Thank you.
True Story: I used to clean the apartment building (it was a former frat-house) that AFI lived in back in the Oughts..I wish I had some real dirt to spill, but in general they were nice guys- especially Davey. Oh- the bathrooms were horrific- -hair dye and diarrhea splattered everywhere, almost every week. Buy hey- I…
Funny because I am making myself an outfit like this to wear at my wedding in August & I thought I was soooooo original! LOL- but I love the top of my waist so much, I just have to show it off.
thank you !
I take full responsibility for putting the last nail in the coffin, having gotten engaged at sunrise on the 29th of December to my amazing trans* partner.