What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?

God. Was this article a rejected satire from Portlandia?

Florida truck, Florida truck
Florida truck ignores bollard man
They have a fight, bollards win.
Florida truck

Florida truck, Florida truck

Ford employed a truck configuration it did not actually intend to sell to individual buyers – one that omitted such standard items as the spare wheel, tire and jack, radio, and center console

Well, Mark Wahlberg isn’t in this movie, so it gets a higher grade than Father Stu. What are you complaining about here?

I dunno, I think she’s a pretty good actor.  

She was pretty good as an over the top version of herself in Bojack Horseman.

I thought during the trailer don’t walk into that tunnel, lady. There’s an A24 movie on the other side.

Given that the whole series is only three hours long in total, I don’t feel upset that I watched it. There were some genuinely funny bits (as someone who goes to the movies somewhat often, “I’m Maria Menuonos” was freaking hilarious), and some genuinely stupid bits too.

I wholeheartdly agree with the review. Now, full disclosure, I’m one of the few people in the world who actually liked “The Love Guru”, so maybe my opinion doesn’t count, I guess?

I see you’ve played knifey-gunny before.

a replica gun that actually functioned as a knife.

We could all stand to be a little more like Redman. 

Considering how often this movie was referred to as "Planes Go Fast," I'm not sure the writer's heart was fully into the shilling.

Catholics seek forgiveness for having protected sex.

OF SHUTTLECOCK

The redwoods are nice.

Seemed like they were just good old boys and never meaning no harm.

I don’t get the sense that anyone knows what they want out of a Barbie movie—well, aside from Mattel, who presumably want it to sell dolls. I’m guessing they’re shooting for an Enchanted-style (partial) deconstruction that pokes (extremely gentle) fun at the premise without invalidating it, because hey, dolls to sell.…