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Michael Ballaban
ballaban
Deputy Editor, Jalopnik. 2002 Lexus IS300 Sportcross.

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Apr 15
14

This is the face of someone fully realizing that they’ve made a huge mistake by getting out of bed that morning:

Apr 15
26

One step closer to me not being part of this car community any more. I know I am not alone here, but Gizmodo has ruined this site. Jalopnik used to be a bright spot during my day, but it seems like Jim Spanfeller is hellbent on ruining everything great that went on within the Gizmodo Group. Read more

Apr 15
8

I’d love to write something profound, but honestly, I’m kind of running out of feels at this point. This tree house is getting too fucking small and I don’t like it. I don’t like it at all.

Apr 15
28

I image your first point is the biggest thing. I mean, an entire sister site about politics got removed right before an election year and another sister site had literally every writer quit very publicly and then sat there unchanged for months after management deleted a bunch of posts. I’m honestly a little surprised Read more

Apr 15
65

I’ve had a lot of shitty bosses, many of them I would not miss if they died, but this one hits hard. Ballaban was a good dude, a good writer, a good Jalop. It’s a shame he’s dead to me now.

Eat shit, Mike.

Apr 15
21

Thank you, ‘feller. I had to span the internet to jimmy up what you were talking about. It’s the sad state of mixing herbs with Corona I guess.

Apr 15
4

Ah man, this sucks. I missed your writing as you took on more editing duties, but was glad your hand was still in things. 

Apr 15
28

My conspiracy theory nature congers up three thoughts with so many losses to amazing writers on the best automotive site on the internet: Read more

Apr 15
53

Thank you, Michael for (a) making Jalop a thing and (b) giving me something car-related to read every day after work. It’s always been a nice break from responsibilities and die!die!die! national news. God speed, sir.