Your comment was condescending as fuck. At least own it.

Welp, Mabhatter has spoken. Time for CBS to give up and shut themselves down, because a random person on the internet has done a deep analysis of their business model and finds it lacking.

See, we as Americans have been bemoaning the need to choose the channels we want to watch, but when a legitimate option to make that happen comes along, we want to shit on it like entitled little school girls. This shit isn’t free, it’s a step in the right (admittedly not perfect) direction - so what’s to complain…

I went to lollapalooza 3 in Michigan in 93 with Babes in Toyland and Rage against the Machine. We had cyber tents or something with computers or whatever the hell that meant in 1993 but it was hot as fuck and the bottled water was $4 a piece, so we didn’t have any energy to trash anything. We just decided to leave. By…

So they smoked weed while drinking piss warm beer in 90 degree heat and weren’t drinking any water. Uh, yeah. This is practically a rite of passage for underage drinking. Don’t do that, because now your night’s gonna suck. Pace yourself little bro.

Perhaps not, but whoever it winds up being will eventually be thrown under the bus by Trump and pretty much anyone who works for him knows that is how it will eventually play out. He’s even hanging his own namesake out to dry.

But if Keebler goes, that means American Hitler would have his chance to put a Trump-groveling flunky in as AG.

It’s a little different when you have the situation that’s new to a neighborhood. I know I sound like a cranky old man (I’m only 30), but a new casino opened in the downtown of the city I live in, and they frequently have live music events on the weekends. I leased my office well before the casino was there, and I…

How is anyone supposed to know before they move into a place that an obnoxious ice cream truck is going to park in front of them and blare music incessantly for two hours every night?

People move to the country and build a large house then start bitching to the health department that the pig shit fertilizer is making them sick.

If I own it or have a lease I have every-right to demand peace and quiet.

I really don’t mind the muted/fast forwarded credits. The thing that annoys me is that along with doing that and having the shows slightly sped up, they also cut out parts of the shows. I would notice it often on FXX with Raising Hope and TBS with Friends.

Geico drives me fucking insane. At any given time they have 30 different ads running and they’re all fucking terrible. Old people think they’re hilarious too, so when I go watch a game at my parents, I have to feign amusement by them when my dad laughs. Somehow that makes it way worse for me.

Yes. This seems to have started in the last few days and holy crap, just when you thought his tweets couldn’t look any more infantile, he starts doing this.

His first name is Randal and has nothing to do with Ayn Rand. Stop saying that because it’s absolutely bogus and takes away from any serious discussion of the man and his policies. This is shit people figured out 6 years ago. Stop it.

It’s funny because people who don’t like living in any city are usually the ones saying this. Go figure.

I bet they all hate NYC too, because liberals and gays.

And half the time it’s not only auto-play, it also starts off with an un-skipable commercial for a fucking Chevy Cobalt. No one wants to watch that shit! That’s why we’re not watching TV.

Slightly topic-adjacent but anything that shits on Vice is cool with me:

Don’t you love how he doesn’t want it to be political but every game starts with the anthem, a marching band, a field spanning flag and a fucking squadron of jets doing a flyover? Noo, nothing political about that. Meanwhile Kaep takes a knee and it’s all “KEEP POLITICS OUT OF MAH FOOOBAW!!!!”