Because it’s dripping with it and all of his subsequent comments bear that out conclusively? And oh I don’t know, nearly a decade of reading these morons pop in on Jezebel? Like you? You already seem like a strong candidate to be one of those morons. You might even be one of the same morons I’ve already bitched out…

No worries, I’m flattered in a weird internet way. “Old VodkaGoGo’s still got it!”

I guess, but the same could be said about you. Now what?

I went to UofM and took a few classes at NYU, you gigantic fucking loser.

Yeah, I’m young. So what, are you ageist or something? You don’t know me.

In 1999 my biological parents created me. I’ve been institutionalized since 2006.

I’m 6 feet and 10 inches ... those are seperate measurments btw ;)

I’m a punk-rocker who grew up in the various ghettos of Detroit. Nothing about me is fake or bro-ish. I’m exactly what I present myself as and perfectly willing to admit sometimes I’m an asshole. This isn’t one of those times. Bitches like you need to be called out for what you are and you will be, continually,…

LOL, good thing no studio suit ever thought that was a good idea and green lighted it.

Which is somehow not fucked up?

I know, I know and of course you’re right. Sometimes they catch me at a moment and I flip a bit. I’m gonna go take a bath and listen to Enya now.

I never threatened you, I merely stated a fact. And don’t underestimate GROWN ASS MAN rage, our muscles are way denser. If you’re not careful, you might have to find that out the hard way one day. And believe me, if this was 20 years ago before internet trolling was a thing, you would have found that out much, much…

The Falcon was a freighter, not a fighter.

Seems like it would make visibility worse. The bigger the dome, the more your field of vision is interfered with. I know this because I’m an ace TIE Fighter pilot and veteran of Ord-Mandel.

Uh, yeah dude, your kid is fucking gross and there’s hundreds of people here who don’t want your dirty ass kid’s lice. Not a hard concept to grasp.

I’m a 37 year old man who would knock you on your fucking ass in a heartbeat if you had the stones to say anything you’ve said to my face. Seriously, you wouldn’t get out of that conversation with all of your teeth, fuckboy.

As long as they’re both consenting adults, who tf are you to judge?

That reminds me of this scumbag pool shark named Dennis Dasher (seriously) who was hanging out with my sister when she was 16 and he was at least 45. He came to the house once to pick her up and me and my brother took one look at him and were on the verge of killing the guy. He knew it and we never saw or got a call…

You were into it because it was green! “LOOGIT THAT! IT’S GREEEEEEEN!!! ALL THE OTHER ONES ARE RED OR BLUE!!!”

He isn’t turning evil offscreen, if that is the twist I will be officially out for Star Wars unfortunately.