Ha! Sounds like they may of had a better time at yours.

To each...

ugh...sorry...I was trying to keep it light.

Or you live in a place devoid of pleasant locations and you want pretty pictures, damn it.

You gave them the perfect out (child getting married can only be trumped by grandchild). That's a gift in itself.

That's the starting bid. It will go down from there. I'd bet it goes for about 1500.

You are absolutely correct. But since the statement is from her dad, I'm going to give him a pass. I cannot imagine what this poor man is going through.

Like speaking or moving papers? Last time I watched Law and Order I did not see any heavy lifting, open flames or toxic chemicals.

Just adding that one of my great aunts was married to a Clair(e?, I dunno).

Have you seen that Tshirt with doll parts positioned on your belly to make it look like the baby is reaching out, a la Alien?

Thanks for this...I was wondering as well.

For whatever internet magic, your link goes straight to the $160 leather version.

Is this the show she was assaulted at?

Ha! Awesome gif. Her Abuela would giver her the bags and she would go to town. I even asked her if they were too hot and she was all "NOPE! *crunch*crunch*crunch*" (as I chased her down with wet wipes)

I remember my kid eating Flaming Hot Cheetos at 3. I remember because I was worried about her getting the powder in her eyes. Down the gullet, no issues, I was worried about her eyes. Priories, man.

It made me glad that my CSU is too small to have much of a Greek system.

it's like the 6 foot sub sandwich of the causation world.

still got to wonder if it tastes good with butter...

Oh. My. Sweet. Christ. I've seen this comic and thought Mantis Shrimp were, well, shrimp sized. Not the size of a fucking toddler!

No ponytail. That's the only way I know who AG is. 24-7 ponytail.