Dude’s agent is working overtime making media outlets think people care about the kid from Kick Ass.

That’s not what they said, though. Anyone who think DC and Marvel movies don’t exist in any form after 20 years (always predicated on the assumption that civilization hasn’t collapsed) is crazy.

I wonder if her ego was stroked or scarred when they put her in a tight skirt and made her the subject of their “Hot For Teacher” cover?

Ah yes, the “rich northerners” are the enemy, because of all the welfare fraud?

I suppose it’s vaguely in the realm of possibility that a human might set foot on Mars in that time frame. A settlement of any permanence or size? Decades after that, if ever.

I can’t imagine deciding to keep/drop Netflix based on their mobile games. Maybe millions of people are hopelessly addicted to them, but that seems unlikely.

“The British series will depart majorly[sic]...”

“the conversation has been edited for both grammar and clarity”

Meh, means I can “play” the “game” (lack of an actual fail state means it’s not really a game, imo), for free on Youtube. I’m fine with that.

Morning Spoilers is really just going to be shitty direct to VOD movies for the foreseeable future, isn’t it?

Multiple Lego movies suggest that an inherent story is hardly necessary.

“We simply do not know” is absolutely not the same as “50/50", but sure.

Weird that this is considered ‘news’, but sure.

People make the mistake that believing that “aliens have never visited earth” is the same as “we are alone in the Universe”. Given the vastness of space, it’s near certain that other life exists, and I think it’s likely that at least some of it is intelligent. However, unless someone can explain how FTL doesn’t…

I lived in Iowa and Nebraska for about 10 years, and Runza was boring as hell then, so it’s unsurprising that’s unchanged. However, what were you expecting from a meat pie in Nebraska?

Go ahead, have the awards show without any actors or writers, you cowards!

While I’m always up for good pastrami, it’s certainly not worth going to Utah.

Fair point.

One assumes she means venomous? Or is she warning us not to eat pretty boys?

Even if this were good, I doubt it would have done well. Gamers aren’t going to see a car movie, race fans aren’t going to see a movie about a gamer.