Or you know, a trans women of color...

Fuck everything about this movie and Roland Emmerich. If he’s not interested in providing a representative account of queer and LGBT activists, not interested in challenging straight audiences, and not interested in putting himself into the movie as anyone other than the protagonist... what exactly is he doing making…

Neil Patrick Harris?

haha I’m in the same boat as you as far as time management, so I can’t help you there. You seem like you’re doing pretty well with your routine though.

That is what I use! It really is the best at removing makeup. I like it for getting all my sunscreen off too and using it in my hair!

God I fucking hate when men say this. It seems to be a trope of sorts. The reformed man about town has a daughter and suddenly realizes GASP women are human beings.

Things our mothers and sisters had to hear.

Oh no girl! So sorry to hear you’re having a tough time! If I cry within three hours of going to bed I wake up with enormous eyelids, and I cry all the time for basically no reason, so I’m pretty much an expert at this.
1. Lean your head wayyyyy back so your eyes are almost closed as you look in the mirror, place the…

Hi there, hope you’re having a nice Saturday. I’m appealing to all cat lovers and throwing this on the internet ether tonight: a few months ago cats started showing up at the community where I live. Luckily my upstairs neighbor is big on pet rescue and activism, so she was able to trap some cats we thought were feral…

I think boys can definitely have too much confidence. I mean, look who the fuck we have running for president right now! Sheesh...

A+ everyone for multiple Jessica Fletcher gifs.

More Confidence

I feel like if I had MORE confidence and maybe less boyfriend when I was younger I would have had a much more productive life.

Oh jeez, I totally would have written “Uncle Fucker” on Jeopardy.

Why would Tina even ask that question?!

WHEN I SAY SPUT, Y’ALL SAY NIK.

Guys, you are so out of touch. My grandmother told me all of these stories, word for word, like months ago.

This is seriously the best thing I’ve ever seen. I usually really love the week in tabloids. And this was better.