I would hate to be the one who has to balance those tires at their next oil change.

We can't leave out The Bigfoot.

Do you want to know what my $800 gaming pc with a GTX 760 and 980BE can do over your PS4? Easily browse the internet, troll on Gawker sites, internet shop, skype with friends and family. Whenever console fanboys try to bash PC's because they are too expensive like to forget the $400 dollar crappy laptop that they…

Look, these kids are 12 and the Internet exists. They're already well-versed in scat, donkey porn, bukkake, shemales, what have you.

There will be much rejoicing, ordering of chicken breasts, giggling behind hands, and faces turning red on Saturday, November 9, just as God intended.

Great. Just fucking great. There goes my fantasy swim team's chances this year. Damn you, Lochte!

*Lochte reads Deadspin headline*

Doctor: Well, Ryan, it looks like you tore your MCL and sprained your ACL.

I'm a Cowboys fan and I give Romo a lot of shit, but Jesus Christ he gets no help. Cowboys don't even try to run the ball. DeMarco Murray ripped a 25 yard run on his second carry and they only gave him the ball two more times the entire game.

Rather than calling him a cheat, I actually think we should applaud Romo for finally showing the ability late in the game to pick his spots.

I'd still rather get late-night BP from Chet Steadman at Wrigley

LOL COD PLAYERS ARE IDIOTS BECAUSE THEY PLAY A POPULAR SHOOTING GAME INSTEAD OF ALL THE COOL INDIE GAMES I PLAY FROM THE STEAM SALE LOLOLOL

Such a project could be comparable to the Interstate construction in the 50s.

So because I bought a $1000 TV, I should waste money paying for a $60 HDMI cable even though the $3 ones on monoprice are just as good? Higher price does not always equal better quality

My issue here: As a society we throw around the term "Next Gen" far too casually. Madden 25 on new set of consoles doesnt look like much of a leap, by why would it be? We have forever held sports games to an unfair standard. Why would the games with the shortest development time look vastly better when most of the…

The field of play looks incredible, no surprises there....but what I've been waiting for for YEARS, is a fully detailed CROWD, that reacts appropriately to what is happening in the game. Can you imagine when they capture the feel of quieting down a raucous stadium of 30,000 people or whatever with an aggressive…

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

He wasn't driving...in Russia you "hurricane kick" everyone out of the way.

Where's the praise for the software developers who make the 3D rendering process possible? (full disclosure: I am a software developer)

[bites Snickers] That's great, but who are the Rems?