I think you missed the point. This ticket will be priced the same as the cheapest tickets now, and the other tickets will go up in price.

F that, there needs to be a stigma for suicide. Unless terminally ill, you SHOULD feel like suicide is wrong. Normalizing it is idiotic.

I remember asking my father as a child (I think around 4th grade) why he never videotaped my school concerts or performances like the other parents (back in the day of giant camcorders, which we didn’t own). And he replied, “All week you’ve been complaining about this stupid concert, and now you want me to videotape…

I’m having a hard time figuring out which experience would have been more meaningless in your story.

You’re missing about two hours of your first year of law school, apparently.

He wouldn’t have gotten hit if he wasn’t acting like such Awini.

“Don’t do that. They still get pregnant in the air.”

This is just the worst opinion

Medical bills, amirite!?

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

Vigilante teen is a strong black principled teen, and we’ve all seen this movie before.

Back in the day we called the flatland tricks. Not as exciting a term I guess.

his tailor probably wishes for less vaughn

Negative interest? What does he look like, a Japanese bank?

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Bene’ Beworkinelsewhere

And despite all this, they’re still paying their players more than the NFL’s minor league system.

“The last thing CU football needs is another gash.”

Or a clumsy proctologist

True story. If ads were less invasive and weren’t trying to track me I probably wouldnt use an ad blocker.