I mean, 28 isn’t *that* young.
badgirljuju
badgirljuju
Astonishment, sadness, anger, and laughter - all in quick succession? Sounds to me like Ms. Gyllenhaal is experiencing the rapid mood swings commonly associated with dementia
Worst Wedding Gift Ever: Anything that isn’t cash.
I like chickens...and glitter...and flowers
We had a Frank Lloyd Wright Darwin Martin House Window inspired cake, that we topped with a nautilus shell (part of our wedding invitation was based on the golden spiral, which I also sport as a tattoo). Lucky for us, the gallery curator was amazing and worked really hard to do a group show of artists who were all…
ummm, so how does everyone hate candy corn?!?!?!?
"I have confidence in EVERYTHING, mothafuckaaas!" That is seriously the BEST gif I have ever seen, and would like to make it part of my email signature at work.
Ugh. As a former retail worker, I feel bad for the employees who are going to have to explain this policy change to very angry shitty asshole customers. Despite signs. Fuck.
I'd love to see what everyone's favourite moisturizers with SPF are.
I'd love to see what everyone's favourite moisturizers with SPF are.
Um, 15+6 = 21 , not 23.
This is America. You'll never go broke betting on misogyny.
She said "who wants to hear about Paris Hilton?" I started squealing and doing my excited dance, which is just my hands balled up into fists shaking real hard. I was in her immediate sightline so she said "that is one excited gay" and mimicked my movements.
Megan is the worst. I'm just going to say that now, before the season starts.
Way to screw up her birthday forever after the divorce.
THEY RUIN EVERYTHING. THEY EVEN RUINED THE COLOR MAROON FOR ME.
Hey Crazies - how are we forgetting Dr. Palmer's Cocoa Butter Formula SWIVEL STICK??? Soft lips, glossy look without a heavy feeling.
Hey Crazies - how are we forgetting Dr. Palmer's Cocoa Butter Formula SWIVEL STICK??? Soft lips, glossy look without…
CO Bigelow Mentha Lip Balm. This stuff just has the most refreshing, tingly, mint thing going on and it always leaves my smackers smooth. You can buy at CO Bigelow, Nordstroms (sometimes) and Bath and Body Works.
CO Bigelow Mentha Lip Balm. This stuff just has the most refreshing, tingly, mint thing going on and it always…
ChapStick
ChapStick
Rosebud Salve is the best lip balm. I have extremely acne prone skin and can't wear a lot of lip gloss/balm because it breaks me out around my mouth, which is horrible. Obviously. I've been wearing this for years and it never breaks me out. It has just a hint of color, but looks pretty natural. It has a bit of…
Rosebud Salve is the best lip balm. I have extremely acne prone skin and can't wear a lot of lip gloss/balm because…