Congratulations!!!!

Sorry, no. Teenagers are assholes and need to be taught by assholes to become bigger assholes. Wait, that’s business school. Never mind.

No it’s not an outrage.

A long term ex-boyfriend of mine was a Packers fan (I was so young, and so naive), and a chunk of his extended family lived in the Green Bay region. Naturally they were all devoted Pack fans and “owners” and referred to Brett Favre as “Brett,” as if the entire region was on a first-name buddy-buddy basis with the…

Does Rosberg really have that many people that really care for him? My impression is the people that cheer for him just don’t like Hamilton.

To be fair, he’s just a man who assaulted his wife in front of their children, it’s not like he prays to a non-white Jesus.

I don’t watch UFC, but Diaz pummeling four Las Vegas club bros is definitely something I would watch. Repeatedly.

After beating the living shit out of four clubbers in the bathroom, Nick went on to infect several Vegas hookers with his other signature move, the Stockton Clap.

The scant replies to this blog post shows our deflated experience and low expectations for this team. Reading WYTS series has been an eye opening experience for me. The crushed hearts and souls of Cleveland, Detroit, Buffalo, and San Diego fans have convinced me to stay away from the NFL. I don’t want to curse my…

The could schedule the ‘85 Bears on a Thursday night and it wouldn’t matter. It isn’t the scheduled games. It’s that 4 days isn’t enough time for players to recover and no team can adequately prepare for the Thursday games. That’s why the games get crap ratings.

Meh, the fluff piece was dumb, but Gatlin is very clearly the villain of the sprinting world. It’s not like he’s getting away with anything, he gets booed before every race.

It’s almost like the US TV deal is the most important source of revenue for the Olympics.

Donavan Mcnabb and Randal Cunningham are respectively the best and second best QBs the Eagles franchise has ever employed, and it’s not even close. You’d think they would get more respect...

From East Passyunk to Manayunk, from Port Richmond to Darby, from Chestnut Hill to South Philadelphia, we shall fight on.

I, for one, welcome tiny women dunkers.

Exhibit A in my eventual custody hearing:

Except that Bobby Knight was actually a winner.

My Slavic alphabet is a tad rusty, but I believe in Russian you spell “diplomat” as K-G-B.

You know, Fox Sports 1, the one between the Amazing Copper Pot and How The Fuck Does Cindy Crawford Remain So Youthful* 30-minute infomercials.

The new field is not at all like Baltimore because it lets a bunch of black guys walk all over it and only hurts a couple of them