What the hell does that have to do with this story?

Would have liked to a have you ask him about some of his more unusual Porsches. But that’s just a quibble.

“Bong recreation area.” That would be my living room.

Yup.

If only I could reach up to the sky and pull down all the stars for you...

I was halfway through this, and

The new Colorado and Ranger are the size of older full size trucks.

Still legal...

Can we just stipulate that all people will use their powers of persuasion, however inequal, to achieve their goals?

Hard to find fault. Who doesn’t like “killer pussy?!”

“An early teens 370z...”

Not many can.

Depends on the supplier. Some product is actually mechanically separated wing meat, which is then ground, like ground beef.

Salads! I’ve been in and out of the restaurant biz for 30 years. The last 5 places I worked never washed their produce.

Maybe someone here can help me out with this...

Hendricks has been outstanding in post season outings. Proving once again that artful pitching exists below stratospheric velocity, and powerful will combined with properly executed, educated technique is superior to flat out talent.

Feliciano and others have shown that the anthem belongs to all Americans. The overwhelming majority of white Americans understand and respect this fact.

Funny about the Hendrix version. If you put on some headphones and listen closely to his artistry, you can hear him pull the sounds of war out of his guitar. Something that today’s musicians, with all their computerized effects still can’t do.

Starred for razor sharp sarcasm... Razor sharp.

When we start having ludicrous conversations like this, it’s time to admit that football is dead.