My Dad once swung a big block Roadrunner around to fit in a tight parking space by doing a burnout (The car was huge and had a crap turning radius for where we were trying to park it). Looked right at me and said “Don’t do that”

It’s the herpes of craft supplies, it never goes away.

No, you need to roll glitter while they hatefully read your progressive leaning bumper stickers

Honestly I started looking at Detroit craigslist as soon as I read about this. You routinely find shady SRT8 drivetrains for sale on there. Like Chargers and Challengers get stolen all the time and then these 2016 -2018 engines show up sitting on a tire in a driveway. I don’t know who buys them but going to look at…

Cannot unsee.....

“This will go excellent with my volcano lair and match the carbon fibre helmets of my laser armed, giant otter guards”

Considering how the plant people there hate visiting engineers these guys probably walked in wearing polos and khakis and everyone avoided them like the plague.

Well if I were President I would have ulcers so that seems fitting

Always thought that was made with brandy or rum. Never thought of using whiskey.

Every time I learn something new about Australia it gets crazier.  

Whiskey Milk: It gets your motor running!!

This stuff will stop the whole underbody of the car from rusting here in Detroit. I think they sell it in a spray can: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B004NDDCKK/

But not for ‘Murica. More of a petrol guy anyway.

A reasonable alternative but after my Mother’s Passat and my sister’s Jetta I won’t own a VW. They had failures I find unacceptable. Like an axle joint snapping while backing out of a parking spot, turbo problems, spring perches that rusted and collapsed, and power drains that made the car a brick if the temperature…

Combine it with a pest control company “Degaussing to delousing we are your one stop shop!”

Because if your smart enough to notice that, you’re smart enough to not buy that product!

We can only hope. It’s a pretty good platform. But who knows with the death of the sedan and all

This is true. Lease returns at the auto-dealer auctions are a steal.

Would be a great size too.

That or cost. But I think you are right, can’t muddy the Alfa brand by sharing chassis with a Dodge, gasp!