We just used flashlights.

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As a penis owner the thing men are best at is breaking things while trying to fix something... This works on like a gazllion levels.

Seriously. My mom keeps saying that she doubts Trump will actually stay in office for long, due to eventually doing something so stupid nobody will cover for him and I’m like no no no Mom....you do not want President Pence.

Pence is the perfect poison pill.

Exactly and if the shining is the only thing you know her by, you would think she was a terrible actress because Kubrick destroyed the character and turned her into. A screaming nag. The Wendy of the novel has her own agency and inner life. The Wendy of the movie is a sniveling mess.

I’m here to serve the Court.

Judge Brown:

If it’s smart, your coffee is hiding at the bottom of a bottle of your favorite booze. Let’s go hunt for it!

These fucking Biden memes are the only thing sustaining me currently.

It kind of makes me feel like our parents are getting divorced, Obama’s our real dad, and we have to go live with our drunk, grabby, step-dad. Real dad is trying to make us feel better about it, but we know step-dad is going to get trashed and hit on our under-age best friend. And by that, I mean round up muslims and…

Yeesh, you young whimpersnapper nerds. I knew that from piloting Y-Wings in the original DOS X-Wing game.

Be careful, unrealistic expectations leads disappointment leads to anger which leads you to the darkside of the force.

I see your Fly II and raise you a Robocop:

You’ll find out when you are 56.

I can’t imagine why conservatives and liberals stay at each others throats with responses like this. Way to be part of the problem.

Being a conservative does NOT mean you are racist, sexist, homophobic, redneck, just like being liberal doesn’t make you a communist, hypocrite, special snowflake.

These are stereotypes. …

I was saying Mathieu-urns.

That’s the most depressingly accurate thing I’ve heard in at least a week.

America is going to be great again. The Great Smog, the Great Depression, the Great War... They’re all coming back. It’ll be great.

I don’t think you have a very good grasp on which of us is the angry one.