Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be…

I feel like apologies on behalf of the website should not have ads running on their pages. You not only profited from disturbing imagery, you take those same people who took offense, and apologize to them, but also double dip and get more money as well. It makes the apology feel disingenuous when partway through I see…

D.A usually refers to District Attorney aka Prosecutor &/ team, Legally.

But strip away the jokes, and Jojo Rabbit is largely indistinguishable from the kind of middlebrow Holocaust tearjerkers that used to routinely win the Foreign Language Oscar.

If it’s a comedy then it needs to be judged by if it makes you laugh.

“Take away the jokes and Airplane! is just another basic, unoriginal disaster movie.”

I’m not sure why I would “take away the jokes” in a movie that bills itself as a comedy?  Like, if you take all the gunplay out of Die Hard it's just a movie about Bruce Willis crawling through vents and bitching about it, but that doesn't make Die Hard bad.

So then maybe don’t take the jokes out of a comedy?

Dude, relax, this was a bail hearing, not trial.  Defense attorneys are allowed to make an argument for why bail should be lowered.  No one is letting him off, the judge is just saying he doesn’t need to sit in prison while he awaits trial.

Cash bail is a fucked up bullshit system. Is he likely a danger to the community? Is he a flight risk? That’s ALL judges should be considering.

The proper term isn’t downvotes, it’s “surprise disagreements.”

...and then post them as our own articles which raise the profile for a media property that is coincidentally coming out soon, as we mention in the last paragraph of the definitely-not-just-a-fucking-ad.

If he’s convex and she’s concave, wouldn’t that mean that they actually fit together?

Yeah bro

I feel sorry for this kid that the adults in his life were so goddamn stupid that they let him permanently damage himself over the course of years.  

Correction:

It won’t though, Gearbox owns Homeworld, so Gearbox will be publishing it.

Sharapova should come back with a super witty zinger like “You made your fortune establishing a forum for places like The_Donald”. That would show him. 

By the way Josh, you should consider writing an article regarding the Epic store and the game Darq. I know I know lol that would go against the narrative and this isn’t going to get a response whatsoever. We have to make sure Epic and its developers are the victims, even when they are evil as fuck on this shit show.…

It’s spelled “fascist,” not “facist.” “Facist” isn’t a word.