I thought you were serious for like 2 seconds after reading the first sentence and almost actually reached for the pearls I'm not wearing lol

I did not know this!

Dude she's like 19 years old. Unless you are also 19, you are being gross.

That's...messed up. Nobody deserves to be held at gun point and tied up.

I’m glad she has a supportive family, BUT:

Why would anyone need to bleach their nipples??? I guess I understand people wanting to bleach their bums because...well, the area is your bum. Not saying it’s healthy, but I can kind of understand. But your nips!?

Err...fishy smelling vagina is probably bacterial vaginosis or a retained tampon though. A vagina will have an odor and should not smell like perfume, but it shouldn't smell fishy. That's indicative of a problem.

I'd eat at a restaurant who advertised their burgers were so good they'd break my vagina 🤔🤔🤔

It was not embarrassing. The entire audience was singing along and gave a standing ovation. Wtf are you talking about? Don't make shit up just because you don't like rap or don't like Eminem.

That's how you end up with a suicidal child. 

What are you talking about? What does having a wet dream have to do with this at all? Huh???

Thank you for your kindness.

They just don't like Eminem around here.

From what I’ve heard dark ink on fair skin removes the most easily. He can probably get that shit taken off. If there’s a shadow left behind, he could cover that with a few dabs of concealer and look pretty normal.

Please no more rich white boys with affected hood accents. Please.

I don't think they're allowed to wear a more covering uniform.

Was he creepy in some other way that you’re not mentioning in the story? I think it’s kind of unfair for you to imply he just wanted to look at some ass because he’s a man. That might have been the case, but I don’t think a man being interested in gymnastics automatically makes him a peeping Tom.

I totally get what you’re saying (and I always love your comments too btw!) but I feel like that’s not what they were saying. I think you’re being a little generous with how you interpreted their comment.

Do you realize how hard it is to adopt? You can’t just go to the baby store and get a baby. That’s not how it works. You’re acting as though you can just walk into an orphanage and say, “Hey, I’ll take those two!”

I usually love your comments but this one was way off. Wanting a baby is being a broodmare?