See, this is what the Kardashians might be worried about when they worry about her damaging their brand...

You’ve never heard of gay spirits? Where you been?

I think you mean the “Exxon-Mobil Red Bull Why America is Awesome” textbooks of the future.

If someone wins the lottery three times in a row, they're not from the future, they're fixing the lottery. Who remembers lottery numbers even a week later? If someone starts betting on Super Bowl outcomes before the season starts and gets it right year after year after year, they're (maybe) from the future.