I’m already dreaming of their beautiful tall skinny babies with amazing cheekbones.

If she gets a response I would really like a follow up to this article because now I’m completely enamored with that blouse.

Modcloth used to give out tons of 20% off coupons, like every time you ordered something there was one in the box. And yea, the prices have gone up while the quality is iffy. I only purchase something if it’s been on my mind for ages.

We were pretty hinged and figured he couldn’t be killed. It did happen to our old neighbor. His stepson shot him in his sleep because he was grounded. And that was a kid that had tons of experience with guns/rifles in a rural area.

My dad kept his shotgun in the closet unlocked, just propped up against the wall. We knew not to touch it because we were more afraid of the beating we would get from him if we did. That’s how you parent.

Maybe her bilateral mastectomy?

This show has been siting on my netflix list for ever! I’m going to have to hunker down this week and actually watch it uninterrupted.

it would be nice to see Brienne having a little love in her life that isn’t the unwanted gestures of Tormund Giantsbane.

I haven’t heard her name in soooo long it immediately took me back to my intense teenage crush on Sergei Fedorov circa 1997.

I watched a bird and squirrel duke it out on a power line. Bird won. Squirrel scampered off. It was a slow Tuesday.

I assumed Deja was actually Hickey.

Zero time to do your hair and you pretty much have to keep it out of reach of sticky graspy baby fingers grip of death.

I bet she talks in a real condescending tone too

Express has a rewards program but I swear if you don’t buy anything in six months they immediately stop sending you coupons.

I’ve done some $100 damage there but it was for coats, jackets, and cardigans. They seem to hold up much better than their shirts and shorts. Two jackets I wear often are from 2007 and still going strong.

About 15 years ago my dumbass brother signed up for his first credit card with an interest rate of 25%. Our mother nearly hit the roof when she found out and made him cancel it because she knew with his dumbassery that he’d be in an endless cycle of debt.

Banana spiders are things of nightmares. We just have measly Black Widows hiding in our grapes at the grocery store.

‘Go ahead. I’m going to get myself a 30-year-old boyfriend. But just remember, 30 goes into 70 a lot more times than 70 goes into 30.’”