With that attitude please perform self-fornication.

Typical "super-intelligent dude"... zero common sense.

Or rain. Or fog. Or a rainy, foggy night. Good luck with that.

My commute doesn't take on any highways at all, just a parkway with a 25 mph speed limit. Very light traffic and zero stress.

Outlaw politicians, too.

First concert I ever went to, "Moving Pictures" tour, Richfield Colosseum, January '81. Wasn't a Rush fan at the time, they absolutely blew me away. Only missed one Rush tour since then.

Bravo, sir, bravo. Nailed it.

Tell that to someone that lives in Durbin, West Virginia. Or Roundup, Montana. Or Millinocket, Maine. Let me know how well the public transit systems are in those communities, mkay?

Douchebaggery at its finest.

Not sure if serious...

But do you drive a Prius?

Here in n.e. Ohio the Chargers are suffering from severe rot at the rear suspension mounts. One city sued and tried to get their 6 Charger fleet bought back but instead Chrysler fixed all six to the tune of almost 4k each. Now that city is buying Explorers.

The guy with more hair gel and jewelry than my Aunt Frances used to wear and a scarf I'm pretty sure I saw while attempting to masturbate to a Forever 21 catalog.

Douchebag extraordinaire.

Creepy...

Problem is, it's not. Because boi racer dorkiness. I wouldn't be caught dead driving this rolling abortion.

A close friend bought an '88 GP many years back and had great luck with the car. He easily put 200k on it with nary an issue. YMMV.

The ad makes no claim to the 160,000-mile car's condition outside of it being 'Fast & Slick' but it at least looks decent from the pics in the ad. There is what looks to be some paint run-through on the plastic nose - which by the way has an uncanny resemblance to a pooping Cartman from South Park. Also, I've always…

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$1900.00? In a freakin' heartbeat.