Where do all those tiny metal screws wind up after fertilization has been accomplished? Whose job is it to put all those teeny tiny metal screws on each sperm? What impact does the magnetic field have on the potential baby, is he/she magnetized or spin around uncontrollably?

The point is they think you’re inferior and should not procreate. Sorry.

So Kate, tell us how you became so familar with so many different types of sex toys. Are you just guessing or are you speaking from firsthand experience? If from firsthand experience, which would you personally recommend?

Maddie, is it really necessary to use “Fuck” in the title of the article, or in its body for that matter. Kids surfing the internet could easily come across your article. While the word seems to be common among your generation, it is really an unnecessary and unfortunate substitution for use of more appropriate words.…

“Just because you have nothing to hide doesn’t mean you have nothing to hide.” Wow, that’s a brilliant statement. What the hell does it even mean?

Who will all you privacy fanatics (including th emedia) blame when ISIS or some other terrorist person or group actually pulls off an event in the U.S. killing who knows how many people. And yes, having tied the hands of the NSA I do believe you will try to sommehow place blame on a government failure even though you…

Oh, Kate, Kate, Kate; what you left out of the article, and what we all want to know, is whether or not you are a “high-risk” person. Are you, are you, are you?

Given the high prices of the stuff you’re recommending, what annual average income category is the article aimed at? Seems like you’d have to make a pretty decent income to justify spending the money for this stuff.

If you were a real journalist that knew how to write you wouldn’t need to use the F-word. You do realize kids could see these articles. Grow up dude and start to act and write like an adult.

You note, “This has concerned some shop owners that people will be be less likely to come into the city if they live farther out in town, but the council has reassured them that the growth in infrastructure should be a fitting remedy.” The shop owners are correct, I don’t think this would work in the U.S. It wouldn’t…

Maddie you need to get out of the house more. Spend a lot of time in the sunlight.

What the hell was the point of this article. A new journalistic low for Gizmodo. You do know that there a kids that could come across this crap while on the internet. Good job.

$159.00!!! It’s a hoody man, guess I’m no longer young enough to waste my money.

This article demonstrates perfectly why its just easier to take care of yourself and masturbate than worry about all the female baggage.

Oh Kate, Kate, Kate. You’re so young and naive regarding the hazards we face in this world and our need to be protected. What will it take to convince you, another 9/11? As for Eddie Snowden, may he never set foot in the U.S. again unless he’s man enough to face the charges he justly deserves. As the saying goes, if…

GMO narcotics are not safe for you.

I believe the name “Soylent” could have been derived from the food product of similar name in the 1973 movie “Soylent Green” which was made from deceased people (a high sdource of protein). Just sayin’. This would fit with his utopian dream by eliminating cemeteries if we simply turned corpses into food (Soylent).…

I don’t understand this whole issue. I use a completely phoney name for Facebook with ficticious personal information. I had no problem opening such an account so what is the big deal. I know others that also go by nicknames so again I just don’t understand this flap.

Talking about dorks, what kind of anal techy-dork actually worries about or looks at the font anything is written in unless it is actually unreadable? Really, get a life.

You can fix it. Don’t pull it in from Feedly, simple. No?