I’m pretty sure we see him at the end with a derp face when “it” happens.

The NBA should have this thing called a “regular season”. And it should be long, so long in fact that East and West coast media people can bitch and complain about tanking, or resting, or flopping, or back to backs nonstop once it becomes clear the Knicks and Lakers suck.

It’s depressing as hell.

Don’t work against artillery shells filled with Sarin, VX or anthrax. War with North Korea begins with genocide in Seoul.

If I’m FIFA, I’d do the easy money, win, win, win with the US Cup followed up by a China cup. Then with the all the fat fat sacks of clean dollars and yuan filling up their legit accounts, they can go back to dirty money.

Hosting the Cup in the US is an easy win on the schedule for a FIFA organization that has been on a losing streak. It will make the organization the most money of any bid, the amount of corruption involved will be relatively low, and it will give the sport a promotional boost in the most fertile ground for growth. …

I’m not kidding. Now I’m not saying don’t brush, you just don’t need tooth paste. The brushes remove the bacteria plaque, the grit may have some polishing effect, but I really don’t think it removes any more bacteria.

Toothpaste is a scam. Just look at the FDA label. The only ingredient they are allowed to list is fluoride. And if you drink tap water, you get all the fluoride you need. All the other crap in there just makes oj taste bad in the morning and Listerine takes care of that while actually having a clinical effect (again…

General rule. I like the MVP to have more than a 10% chance of receiving the award at a ceremony before their second round home game as opposed to a press conference at the team practice facility because they are knocked out. But hey, what better way to sure how much Russ doesn’t deserve it than having him eliminated…

Hey, Marky Mark didn’t know either. You should be besties.

There is actually no reason to stand on the moving walkway. You will get to your destination in the exact same amount of time if you stand on the moving walkway or off it. It you are that tired or lazy, take a break in the wide hallway rather than the narrow space limited walkway.

April fool’s day

April fool’s day

David Robinson - 71 pts 24 Apr 1994

My grandmother smoked 2 packs of cigarettes a day and died at 92 last year. I guess that just proves all those people who say smoking is bad don’t know what they are talking about.

I’ve always thought child molestation was the worst, but yeah...you know... ballpark.

Let them keep the timeouts, just get rid of live ball timeouts.

Compared to his Houston days, that picture makes it look like he picked the wrong Holy Grail. That man needs to retire.

You are comparing apples and oranges. The conventional overhead shot is something you’ve repeated thousands and thousands of times. Trying to compare it to a new motion you’ve only done a few times is impossible.

This is what I don’t understand. This next book is going to make millions and millions of dollars. Surely he can hire writers to do the grunt work of getting words down on paper.

The Tim Duncan Outlet Pass Slow Jamz mix tape is the most Tim Duncan YouTube highlight real ever created. It features nothing but highlights of Tim Duncan passing after defensive rebounds, it is absolutely fundamentally sound, and basketball junkies find it as entertaining as a Blake Griffin dunk highlight real.