“Dipshit” kinda works here, but the word you want is “asshole” as in, “anus”

Yeah, he should’ve won it for Frogs way back in 1972.

Can confirm.

That the meteorite is a source of the light

I think they should’ve asked him whether a shark is a fish. 

I could totally see Pence being into pegging.

Came here for Black Mirror gifs, was not disappointed.

I was wondering the same thing. How would they pay the private firms if there’s no money to run the government in the first place?

Trump has a well documented history of trying to skip out without paying people. This is just Trump trumping on a massive scale.

Can confirm that the FDA seems to be running on a skeleton crew. Medical device reviews that were previously paid for will continue, but they’re not really focusing on anything that hasn’t already been paid.

But did they have Baconators? I mean, Baconators are tight.

I’m glad that I’m not the only person that does this.

Your genius deserves all the stars. 

“We can lift ourselves out of ignorance, we can find ourselves as creatures of excellence and intelligence and skill.”

It’s always at night. 

I like this one:

Red bean mochi is wonderful!

Just let him say it.

I like to dip every single bite of Papa Johns in the garlic sauce so I don’t have to taste how bad it is.

I’m so happy that someone out there gets paid to do this. What would I do without Dennis to tell me about this kind of stuff?