I heard the potato that is currently the White House Press Secretary say that “over 4000 terrorists a year get through the Atlantean border”.

I used to hate that line until I started listening to this song:

To me, that Polaroid reminds me of the early 90's. If you want to hear some early 90's slang, just watch these prime examples:

To me, that Polaroid reminds me of the early 90's. If you want to hear some early 90's slang, just watch these prime…

Yes! I’m a little disappointed in how she’s turned out over the past 20 years, but if she was rocking the nose ring today it would definitely be an improvement. 

Why has no one mentioned Wood’s excellent work in Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency? That show is great!!

Wilfred was hilarious and much deeper than you’d expect.  I think it’s on Hulu and is definitely worth a watch.

I also prefer Disturbing Behavior. I mean, watch this trailer, it’s obviously superior. Plus Dawson’s Creek Katie Holmes is the best Katie Holmes.

Came here for this, was not disappointed...on weed??!

This is guaranteed to work!

It’s a good thing he doesn’t target practice, he might’ve actually hit the guy.

Such a bunch of assholes. I’d like to wring its neck before I roast it though because that would be very satisfying.

You’ll have to wait in line, I got next.

The extra ‘M’s mean More Money...

I originally read this as “Hee Haw Psychology”.

Quite right. 

I wish he would’ve made the artistic choice to do a terrible Puerto Rican accent. 

I agree and also really hated the original.

I play like Luke. Dead = dead by any means possible.  It’s a bit more satisfying to make it look like a legitimate accident, but then again it’s also fun to just shoot someone in the face and run like hell in a (dead) janitor’s uniform.

You should be reaching out to the possums. They’re the true tick killers out there:

We usually mix guns with beer.