Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart.

Rocks don’t kill people, people kill people.

Truth!!

This is perfect except it’s missing one important element, the part where they try to get out of tipping.

That’s not very badass at all.

You didn’t mention one of my go to ways of playing long games with limited time. The all night playing sessions on the weekend. I’ll spend Friday playing a game until around 4 or 5, go to sleep for 4 hours, get up and do Saturday stuff. Maybe take a nap if I’m lucky, and then play Saturday night into Sunday until 3 or…

You’ll need to copy in Carol in HR as well to make sure your contact details are up to date.

The reality you expect is often the one you get.

Then every Sunday they eat Jesus’ body and drink his blood.

That burned sadness tastes like my childhood.

Dalessandros is my favorite answer. 

I heard it was the Orion Nebula.

Right, so he shouldn’t even have a spine to begin with. 

She’s the one who licked a donut.

She’ll have to go to his house and smack the dick out of his mouth.

I also thought it was jury rigged.

I thought this was a hilarious reply. 

I thought the robot was probably a surrogate for a human player somewhere that was probably paid to play chess.

Burt Reynolds was supposed to be in those movies, but turned them down.

I had a former friend who actually believed that and he got dropped like a racist hot potato.