My friend’s brother-in-law tried to be a fruititarian. It did not work out well for him. He’s a crazy homeless idiot though, so YMMV.

This is the most truth I’ve seen on here all day.

But is the PB&J in a hot dog bun considered a sandwich?

I honestly thought they were going to be reviewing store brands and also assumed they’d pick Whole Foods or Trader Joe’s as the best b/c that’s how it goes.

I liked Aperture Science better:

That’s what I’m talking about. What??

Yes, I should be able to not give a shit AND ALSO not give a shit about why I don’t give a shit.  

This has been the default truck / flag decoration down here in the south for quite some time. Good to see you true Americans catching up with that southern ingenuity.

They always have their backup Budweiser bathing suit. Still red, white, and blue.

I’d personally like to see it used in video games to make a more immersive experience without that dead-eyed uncanny valley you sometimes get during the cut scenes.

Butter bagels sound good!

They are a thing!

I went to the countryside surrounding Syracuse once and it was almost indistinguishable from the mountains of North Carolina.

I don’t think this is so weird. I can’t eat for usually a few hours after I get up or I’ll feel nauseous, so most of the time, the best I can do, is brunch. Usually I just skip it though and drink some coffee.

For me it’s often bologna from the deli.

Did they specify if you could use a cup that is suitable for an ostrich’s egg? Because I could be down with that.

I personally hated the lunch meat the most. If I wanted to slap some meat on a sandwich I’d just stay home. There was no reason to go there except if you really just needed something for lunch and weren’t near your house. I also hated that their spinach was often limp and sad and sometimes slimy.

Shit sandwich by a landslide.

It also doesn’t account for the vodka he spilled around his glass (or down his naked body) when attempting to pour or otherwise get the vodka into his mouth.  I’m guessing that didn’t do wonders for his fire control. 

Cookie Puss or Fudgie the Whale?