The devil can’t take that which does not exist.

The Broncos offense was wondering the same about the defense.

I really thought this would just be a link to Trump’s Twitter account.

As a Broncos fan living in Houston, I hate you.

It’s a valid frustration. Their rookie QB might not be breaking records, but they won a Super Bowl last year with shitty Brock Osweiler and Peyton Manning, who had all the throwing power of a toddler with a shoulder injury.

Um, no. There’s a reason why:

I assumed it was a given, you know?

You left out the part where Trump buys the Patriots, makes Fox air all Patriot games and requires all citizens to view them or face a mandatory death penalty.

You know it’s a bad offense when it makes the 2000 Ravens look like an offensive juggernaut.

“It’s definitely frustrating,” safety T.J. Ward said.

Because we’ve got some quality, long-simmering, slow-roasting beef in the Denver locker room

What did they expect would happen when Peyton Manning retired?

Talib is just giving the offense constructive criticism to help them stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Meanwhile, Aqib Talib was disappointed in his own play, leading to a bizarre recreation of the “Edward Norton beating himself up” scene from Fight Club.

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

I heard Trevor Siemian was going apeshit over this loss.

It got even better!!!!!

Not counting the Russian Red Army.

Sources: Elliott will be fined for prop celebration and suspended 4 games for using pot

“Get on the bus, Gus”