Can I just say I have so much respect for Canadians? It's cold as fuck and they just go about their business like yeah so what. I'm in Texas, it's like 38 degrees and I'm so cold I don't want to leave my bed.

I already said I have an emotional attachment. Oh well, pedants will be pedantic...

...and give them company?

I've said this before...but it bears repeating. I have a really profound emotional attachment to the rovers, it's so weird. Like, they launched when I was ten and I followed them obsessively, and even over the years as I lost interest and grew up and what not, every time I hear something about them it gets me so hard,…

As a longhorn, I am unsure how to react this. Sad Alabama Fans are a welcome sight, but not at the cost of OU sucking less.

Yeah, I know the print version isn't set to publish for a few months, but it just got on Kindle.

OMG! Please send that to producers of Downton

List is complete....so do I just wait for Prince Charming now? Put on something nice?

Is the Craigslist poster sure that it wasn't R. Kelly?

Maybe I'm super slow, but that was an extremely vague piece of advice...

I feel the struggle. I bought half of the above books but I'll probably only have time to read them on the toilet. Or bus.

Is it weird everytime I think of the Mars rovers I kind of want to cry? I've anthropomorphized them since I was like 12 and they first landed and even now that I'm old AF I still think...wow, those tough little rovers.

Read an advance copy of this — it was sent to my office (interning at an indie publishing editor) and holy cow I was blown away. It's set 11,000 years in the future, kind of post-apoc and it's this intricate millenia long conspiracy, all sorts of quantum entanglement and evolution stuff. I don't normally like typical…

It's just...there's just a lot of dust right now...my eyes. And cold, y'know...cold and dust...all over my eyes.

LOL that. I was like wow, writers, seriously sex after torture? They don't even do that on Game of Thrones...

I ain't even mad.

It wasn't enough to sell her dignity? She's selling her labia?

Shout out to my home country — zero consequences for drunk driving, except perhaps corrupt cops asking to party with you.

Matthew Lewis really lucked out on the fucking crazy puberty dice roll.

Why did I read these!? I always say I won't...but goddamn it, I always do.