Wrong, I’d love to drive a car called a Kitten. (don’t judge me) Cute names for cute cars work.

Something about the idea of a safari Bentley has me oddly fascinated...

I’m hoping that enthusiasm for these old pieces of history will increase when their values start dropping so they become more affordable... At the moment, it’s hard to find a good one for less than 15 grand, but I’ve hung around with some of the old guys who keep these things running, and they’re a great community.…

Isn’t there some legend of an ancient Chinese “fire carriage” that moved under its own power, powered by gunpowder or fireworks or something like that?

I... Like it too? And hate it. I love and hate this car. The bodywork is somehow hideously ugly in a good way. An animal-like, tough, crazy, monstrous, Mad-Maxy way. The only part of it I really hate is the paint. Mold is not a good look on any car. I say spray-paint it matte black, put some proper safari tires on it,…

Confession time... When I can’t sleep, I watch “Jordan Reacts” videos.

Where to start...

I vote that we call the impossible mammoth burgers “Big Mams”.

“You had one job!”

Stop it, my mouth is watering.

Wait, those ads... You can buy a tuk tuk for $970!? And there’s an electric one for $700! Someone restrain my wallet.

So... I’m a fun but rusty Swedish roadster with a front-mid mounted flat 12 and RWD?

My suggestion is a fourth-gen (1964-66) Thunderbird. They are fantastic examples of classic American luxury cars. A couple years ago, I bought one as my first car and daily drove it for two years, so I can say sorta confidently that I believe they are up to the task. They make great cruisers, they are plenty reliable…

WANT.

Mine is pretty simple. I was vacationing near a fancy condo(?) building by a lake, and where we were staying we were allowed to swim in the pool near the building. On the way to the pool, we walked through the fancy condo(?) building’s parking lot, and as we got closer to the pool I saw a familiar shape peeking out…

“How does the package get to your front door?”

That’s how I feel about all those “top ten cheapest classic muscle cars” lists. Because hooray, now everyone knows about them and wants them so now they’re not cheap anymore. 

It’s okay. Everyone pronounces it wrong. It’s Lee-goo.

Not gonna lie, I kinda love this for reasons I don’t understand!

Exactly. I was hoping for a theory on why time is affected by gravity and whatnot, because I still can’t wrap my head around the idea that time is not a constant.