#BlackWidowsMatter

You only smiled AFTER nailing him. Bryant smiled BEFORE. That’s why he’s a pro

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

Suplex him through a folding table?

My Grandpa is still waiting for the Houston Gamblers to win an USFL championship. He’s not all there and in a home. If he pisses me off I’ll tell him the news AND that the guy who imploded the USFL might be elected President.

Deadspin today:

Can i get your sister’s number?

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Nah - look at the FERC filings for projects in west Texas, Kansas, or Oklahoma. Shooting Star 1 did 47% in 2015, and that project is a few years old.

Some say he’s still falling today...

That’s just the down vector. It’s not the complete velocity.

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Terraforming isn’t going to happen, anywhere, ever. The scales are sooooo big, it would be impossible to do. Planets are big. Ours is smallish, and yet also really big in terms of how we fit on it. Try this on for size:

Like they care about our wimpy monolithium

Wait... Was Arnold also black? There’d be a whole racial component that’s only living under the surface so far....

Artist’s rendition of “Arnold:”

I know we all love small sample size hot takes, but per pitch f/x value this year, the cubs were the best team in baseball vs sliders

Ridiculous, given all the legal issues associated with Hillary and other women, such as Kathleen Kane in Pennsylvania. We need HONEST people in positions of authority, regardless of gender.

“Scientists, Who Have Never Seen A Horror Movie, In Danger Aboard Space Station”

And someone threw two more dildos behind that desk. Unbelievable.

A good many of the recurring ‘minor’ characters: Zoe, Leon, Hersh and Control, Agent Snow (stops listing the stream of consciousness of awesomely-acted roles before it takes over the whole post) helped to make the show as good as it was - whoever did the casting did a fantastic job. Such a good show, destined to be…