You know the part where you suggest skipping reading the letter? I feel like that should have more bold typeface. And words. Like “DON’T READ THE FOLLOWING WORDS. DO NOT READ THIS.” In fact, perhaps you should delete it.

Pre-emptively saving us from this story tomorrow night:

3.0 seconds instead of 30.0 seconds. Sounds like the software developers missed some mundane detail. That always happens.

Quick, send WWF ALL THE MONEYS!

Guys, we need to stop this. If it keeps up, all we are gonna be left with on this earth is a bunch of spineless pussies.

I would cheap out on both of those before I cheap out on the motherboard. Especially since windows binds the the mac address. Every time you buy a new one, you need a new license. You can upgrade the other components as you go.

Wow, there really is a lot of public value in releasing police bodycam footage!

That’s touching.

This is another example to not believe the public persona players are often strapped with. We live in a world where for a decade Lance Armstrong was the good guy and Lynch was the malcontent. Just because someone despises the media does not make them a bad person. In Marshawn’s case it seems like the exact opposite.

Unless your ability to come up with an interesting insight is located in an intellectual desert somewhere, why on earth would you resort to the tired cliche of asking “why do people eat at [fast/casual chain] when there are [better/more authentic] versions of [fast/casual chain’s style of food] everywhere????” when…

Was it just me, or is Deadpool least interesting when it tries hardest to be... well, a conventional Summer tentpole “spectacle”. Much more fun when Wade is snarking Colossus for being left home alone because they couldn’t afford any extras. :)

Am I the only one who saw the headline and thought there’s another Futurama revival?

well yeah we are, but we also called that sewage pit a “pool” so theres that.

Why are US spots giant flags but the Russian bases are tiny circles? Its almost as if the illustrator was purposely trying to make a point with how they show information, not with the information itself. 

In a few decades, we’re going to look back on this and really wonder how both teams managed to let the fucking Yankees win it.

72 million.

Yeah, “reputational value”. All those striver kids with helicopter parents that will pay anything and do anything to get their kid into Harvard are going to totally re-think everything because the latino help isn’t being paid enough. And there’s no doubt the hedge fund wealthy folks are going to stop giving seven…

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

Gray goo? Can everyone who serious believes in that go read a nice little book called Environmental Stoichiometry and get back to me when they realize what the issues are?