ICE = Trump’s Gestapo

Yup. The only crime here was filming in portrait.

I can attest to this. It started for me at 40. Since turning 50, there’s been no stopping me.

I’m going to start watching this every night before bed instead of drinking herbal tea. It will have the same soothing effects without making me have to get up to pee an hour later.

See also: mammoth cuddles.

Should I be offended the stink-butts and wiggle-butts don’t make a mention?

Ceasar Milan is an expert in dog behavior in the same way Donald Trump is an expert businessman.

Normally I wouldn’t make a remark, because Gizmodo gonna Gizmodo. But this article was filed to science, and I don’t think Cesar Millan is using good science to make his decisions on how to act towards doge.

Could Gizmodo not quote Cesar Millan as an “expert” in dog behavior?

So the TSA just gets to take pictures of your stuff and tweet it now? The next time I fly and I happen to pack, oh I don’t know, a great big dildo I shouldn’t be surprised to see a picture of some TSA dude holding it up with a smirk? Great.

*Waiting for the white tears to flow from twitter*

That is Beric Dondarrian, Lord of Blackhaven, to you.

I am here to see Jon Snow slice some motherfucking ice monsters in half.

5 nannies have left the role in the last year, each citing supernatural incidents as the reason...

I was expecting a long-winded narration of “I did this and then I learned.” Turned out to be “I did this and now i’m digging my heels in.”

Long-winded insane. That’s like the worst non-violent insane there is.

...You are genuinely insane.

No one approaches Miranda Lambert in public because she looks mean.

I’m a dragonfly/praying mantis hybrid.

“on one issue”