Because I can’t find the video.

They have matching bangs!!!

He was terrible in that sex addict movie. Actually the sex addict movie was God awful so it wouldn’t have mattered anyway.

Because that’s how the cookie crumbles.

Three fitty?

That’s pretty rich. Disney birthed and controlled several highly sexualized entertainers. It’s not one to talk about wholesome family friend bullshit.

I investifart all the time!

I’m a publicly jilted ex. No one’s going to believe me or if they do, I get to have that shit dredged up again.

My ex is a political columnist at a well-known publication. He plagiarized from me with only a year’s suspension. Gawker once used him as a source.

Knoblauch means garlic in German.

You cannot be serious. There’s no way you’re serious.

Have you been living in a cage for the past few decades? People have been talking about removing that flag for the past 15 years at least.

You really want to know why? Okay FINE! You got me. Your feigned cluelessness and intentional trolling revealed who I really am: A FUCKING RACIST!

Nope. There’s no implication or any reference to violence.

Nope you’re right.

There are many people who have explained the difference. Here’s one of the better explanations.

He wasn’t. He only got it because he was a boy — something that was decided before I was conceived. And he didn’t end up being a better student sorry to say.

So it’s only funny when it’s directed at women (because you don’t think they’ve had an equal amount of suffering as if that’s relevant) but black people are somehow different?

Awesome! Now take your show on the road! Go up to the first black person you see and do the same thing in your jokey manner. I’m sure no black person ever will find this offensive because they understand “context” and “nuance.”

Do you think the #distractinglysexy hashtag and photos were too?