Travolta wrote it to his masseuse.  Topical.

Travolta wrote it to his masseuse.  Topical.

The Cocking Dead.

The Cocking Dead.

This had Ozarks or Appalachians written all over it, from my perspective.

This had Ozarks or Appalachians written all over it, from my perspective.

With that hat, that's definitely early '00s Aguilera, in the middle of her "exploiting my sexuality" phase.

With that hat, that's definitely early '00s Aguilera, in the middle of her "exploiting my sexuality" phase.

His Bob Dylan awakening in "Made in America" adds nicely to this, too.

His Bob Dylan awakening in "Made in America" adds nicely to this, too.

The last, foreboding scene/shot alone is worth the price of admission.

The last, foreboding scene/shot alone is worth the price of admission.

And you can just barely see a glimpse of Phil's silhouette, but it's so tiny and broad when caught in the whole image, it just becomes hilarious and bizarre.

And you can just barely see a glimpse of Phil's silhouette, but it's so tiny and broad when caught in the whole image, it just becomes hilarious and bizarre.

Except Argo is boring as fuck.

Except Argo is boring as fuck.

SPOILER WARNING:  Zombies.

SPOILER WARNING:  Zombies.

Tasha Robinson: The leads are weak.

Tasha Robinson: The leads are weak.