So, "DOES SHE KNOW SHE'S AD? DOES SHE KNOW?" is going to be our new response to spambots in these comment sections, right?

"Are you going to break his legs, P.C. Principal?"

AGENT SPARKY MCSTUBBLEBEARD

Their kiss scene had no spark, which is concerning since one of the two characters has the power of electricity.

Regular Sized Rudy cameo.

Peter Parker is great when you're reading a comic book, but he's not an engaging lead in a motion picture. The only reason why Spider-Man 2 worked was because of Alfred Molina.

Honestly, it was on my list. But so long as "All Summer Long" by Kid Rock remains un-Hatesonged.

This song is the spiritual opposite of "Love the One You're With", which is an awful song in its own right.

Star Wars XXX: Return of the Butt Guy.

Basically, with people like Daisy, he had the ability to hold back his urge, but with someone like Lincoln he didn't, because why would he?

It's become Chekov's Shotgun-Axe at this point, right? Like, at this point we need to see this happen.

I want a buddy cop movie with Malcolm McDowell and Terrance Stamp.

It's still a better idea than the movie we will get.

The Matrix trilogy in two seconds: Jesus, with computers.

Coming this fall on NBC, we're excited to announce our new lineup of shows.

Nothing will ever top the Sloppy Bear conversation from Turkey in the Can.

"Right now, the turkey is in the oven. My wife and daughter are in charge and don't even know what basting is… and people that I work with may be involved in both. Because I work with my family. It's a family restaurant. I'm Federal Agent Bob Belcher, and this is the longest day of my life."

You're my family and I love you, but you're terrible.

Greater value? No. The same? Sometimes. In your case, consistently. And this is really the minimum effort I can give to a thing.

There's Andre Braugher, and then there's literally everyone else.