Zatanna gets into gossip reporting and she's telling me about Anthony Bourdain instead of Alan Scott?

Zatanna gets into gossip reporting and she's telling me about Anthony Bourdain instead of Alan Scott?

FU if you wouldn't watch Tony & Shep Do America in the Red Eye timeslot

FU if you wouldn't watch Tony & Shep Do America in the Red Eye timeslot

I was just about to say, I am so proud of Sean for picking the exact right picture of Justin Bieber out of all the pictures of Justin Bieber that have ever been taken to accompany this article

I was just about to say, I am so proud of Sean for picking the exact right picture of Justin Bieber out of all the pictures of Justin Bieber that have ever been taken to accompany this article

Once upon a time I went on a few dates with a girl who was pretty well entrenched in pop culture but also wasn't allowed to watch The Simpsons as a kid and it was like when Wikipedia was blocked for a day -  just embarrassing to realize how often I used that shit as a shorthand reference

Once upon a time I went on a few dates with a girl who was pretty well entrenched in pop culture but also wasn't allowed to watch The Simpsons as a kid and it was like when Wikipedia was blocked for a day -  just embarrassing to realize how often I used that shit as a shorthand reference

Tell me less about The Simpsons and more about what it was like growing up in an enormous sterile bell jar as part of some sick psychological experiment

Tell me less about The Simpsons and more about what it was like growing up in an enormous sterile bell jar as part of some sick psychological experiment

As a person who is about to make a comment about Girls on the internet, of course I don't actually watch the show but I saw the title of the last episode and the 600-odd comments on it on the front page and clicked on the review because I assumed something really offensive had gone down in it. Jeezus Beezus!!!

As a person who is about to make a comment about Girls on the internet, of course I don't actually watch the show but I saw the title of the last episode and the 600-odd comments on it on the front page and clicked on the review because I assumed something really offensive had gone down in it. Jeezus Beezus!!!

Boiled down and and intensified; a delicious reduction sauce of Macho Gay

Boiled down and and intensified; a delicious reduction sauce of Macho Gay

Even as a joke I'll never get to see a Speed Racer sequel

Even as a joke I'll never get to see a Speed Racer sequel

I would watch a billion-dollar action movie about Taylor Kitsch going back in time to stop himself from starring in at least one of either John Carter or Battleship

I would watch a billion-dollar action movie about Taylor Kitsch going back in time to stop himself from starring in at least one of either John Carter or Battleship

This Reposted Mourning Community Fan gimmick has potential but needs some work

This Reposted Mourning Community Fan gimmick has potential but needs some work