I recommended it fervently to everyone I knew as a great Tim Burton movie (as opposed to the first "Batman"). Turns out, everyone couldn't have cared less.

I recommended it fervently to everyone I knew as a great Tim Burton movie (as opposed to the first "Batman"). Turns out, everyone couldn't have cared less.

I love the idea of Patti Lupone playing Mrs. Cobblepot, and it really does look like her, now that you mention it. But I'm pretty sure it's the actress who played "Simone" in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure". You know, "Everybody's got a big butt, Simone", Simone.

I love the idea of Patti Lupone playing Mrs. Cobblepot, and it really does look like her, now that you mention it. But I'm pretty sure it's the actress who played "Simone" in "Pee Wee's Big Adventure". You know, "Everybody's got a big butt, Simone", Simone.

Holy…I completely forgot that "Batman Returns" came out in 1992. I still love that movie, though it's a mess, and I wouldn't defend it to anyone.

Holy…I completely forgot that "Batman Returns" came out in 1992. I still love that movie, though it's a mess, and I wouldn't defend it to anyone.

It is "Holy moly!". If memory serves, he even repeated it. I remember liking this, actually, and not noticing any "anti-chemistry" between them.

It is "Holy moly!". If memory serves, he even repeated it. I remember liking this, actually, and not noticing any "anti-chemistry" between them.

Thank you. For once I read further down before immediately firing off a response. All I had was "They changed the timeslot, everyone knows that!", and yours was much better.

Thank you. For once I read further down before immediately firing off a response. All I had was "They changed the timeslot, everyone knows that!", and yours was much better.

I thought Ass Dan was killed doing something stupid?

I thought Ass Dan was killed doing something stupid?

Since none of us probably ever checks out onion.com anymore, your post has reminded me of this, and has impelled me to post it:  
http://www.theonion.com/art…

Since none of us probably ever checks out onion.com anymore, your post has reminded me of this, and has impelled me to post it:  
http://www.theonion.com/art…

I'm tellin' ya, "Begin the Beguine", man. Just think of Artie Shaw's recording of "Begin The Beguine" - it'll become your NEW earworm, and you'll have nothing to complain about!

I'm tellin' ya, "Begin the Beguine", man. Just think of Artie Shaw's recording of "Begin The Beguine" - it'll become your NEW earworm, and you'll have nothing to complain about!

"the Romans truly are the Turkish Star Wars of mythology."
This…this, I like very much.

"the Romans truly are the Turkish Star Wars of mythology."
This…this, I like very much.

She has said she's had some - especially above the eyes - but it does look minimal.  
http://img.poptower.com/pic…

She has said she's had some - especially above the eyes - but it does look minimal.  
http://img.poptower.com/pic…