I have some bad new for you about literally every single person whose face appears on your currency.

Goddammit, @avclub-6422e3b9b5a4d5582042acbf6096cb8d:disqus, don't make me side with @avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus. 

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Hell yeah.  My absolute favorite REM song of all time.  Bar none.  I have others that I love (E-Bow the Letter; Find the River; Nightswimming; Driver 8; Low; Electrolite), but Country Feedback is damn impeccable.

Not sure if that's supposed to be a reason or an excuse for its shittiness, but Axe Cop is a very, very strong argument as to WHY we never, ever, ever willingly listen to whatever insane crap comes out of the mind of 5-year-olds. 
 
Yeah, yeah, nurture imagination, whatever.  They can imagine in the privacy of their…

Axe Cop is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen. There's a reason I don't ask my 6-year-old to tell me stories - because he's a fucking lunatic who doesn't understand plot, narrative and continuity.  It's bad enough I have to listen to him sometimes anyway; *WHY* would I give a shit about somebody else's idiot…

You found BRONSON boring?  I've heard a lot of scientifically incorrect opinions in my time, but this is the most incorrectest.

Cannes gave a good reception to Meek's Cutoff, for crissakes.  That is easily the worst, most pretentious, most pointless, least enjoyable, plotless, rambling, dull, plodding, wretched, contrived fucking movie I have seen for at least the past 5 years.  Fuck Cannes.

I understand that this review was meant to be cautionary and dismissive, but this review alone has confirmed by desire to watch this movie.  Probably multiple times.

You're underestimating the ability of straight men to just not give a shit about knocking up some poor woman, @K. Thrace.

Who the fuck has never masturbated?  I'm masturbating right now.  Pretty sure I'll get kicked out of the library soon.

Ha ha, well, @firebadmattgood:disqus edited his earlier statement, so now this has become far more confusing that is necessary.  Forget it.

If abstinence only was 100% effective, then how come the Virgin Mary got knocked up?

How is @bampote:disqus being transphobic, @firebadmattgood:disqus?  CHILD was pretty clear that he was hooking up with an FTM who identifies as male.  Moreover, as much as we all want to be progressive, it's important to recognize that trans identity and culture is something extremely new and counterintuitive to the…

"Shit songcraft"?  Dude, just because you don't like a band or a kind of music, there's no call to just straight up fucking lie.  I don't like most of Motley Crüe, Def Leppard or Van Halen, but I will admit they are pretty good songcrafters.

Yeah, @avclub-84a9f64106792dd9b7e5ba4d631ac12e:disqus, that's kind of what I was going for - the self-imagined wiseacres who just want some liberated trim usually bail in add-drop period, once we start talking about structural gendered inequality and male privilege.
 
This is not to say that straight college guys don't…

As a professor at a college (who has taught classes on gender and sexuality), you are out of your mind if you think any straight guys there are taking these courses with the sole purpose of picking up chicks.

Ha, that was my 2200th comment.

That's because it's fucking gross.

From hanging out very extensively with misogynists, I can tell you this for certain: "meat wallet" guys do get laid a lot - but they do it by preying on vulnerable women with little to no self esteem.  They do not get laid by women with any ounce of self-regard (unless they feel like slumming, in which case, more…