THINGS ARE WORSE THAN EVAR

Not trying to be mean, but she might be a dude…

If the teaser trailer has Richard Attenborough saying, "We, we have a T-Rex!," I'm sold.

Every Michael Keaton from Multiplicity would be better.

And profdragon said it 5 mins before I did! GET OUT OF OUR BRAINS!

GET OFF MY LAAAWN

Monday's first newswire from Sean:

I have this quote written down on a post-it note in my desk in case I need a quick psychotic tid-bit to leave on my bosses desk should I quit suddenly.

::opens van door::

Simpsons did it!

A bar-code on the back of my neck like Henry Rollins in Heat.

MONORAIL

But you don't know that O'Neal has a twin brother because they take
turns being the prestige and that's why Sean can't remember which knot
he tied fuck y'all i'm tired of this already.

His music will live on in my mind every time I'm driving way too fast in my truck. Which is a lot.

I'll admit that Talladega Nights was funnier than I had initially anticipated, but for me it didn't provide even half the laughs Anchorman did.

Will this farm include a biodome? Will there be trouble in this bouble?

Colored Skittles GO HOME

"to boil down its capitalization on a recognizable franchise name to its
most salient storytelling core, much like the recent proven formula of John Carter."

Stay the fuck out of my luggage, Eric.

And you forgot to roll the Rrrrrrrrrrr.