For some reason, the idea of that is hilarious to me.

YaigiddayaigiddayaigiddayaigiddaBOOIIIIIIIINNNNNG!

I advise a personal trainer for best results.

Is… there a reason she would?

They did a piece praising it a while back.

Well, as a duck, you ARE a dinosaur, so…

" …endure advertising like some sort of CAVEMAN."

Enh.

Do people get to take those home? 'cause if so, there're gonna be a loooooooooooooot of crusty, stained, cardboard Minajes in Helsinki's trash pretty soon.

I'll take both.

There are time trains now?!? Book me a seat!

Let me know when he gets cast as Doctor Who.

Man, that chick is deep.

WARNING: POTENTIALLY DISTURBING COMMENT

Well, if "Wheel of Fortune" is anything to go by, they're surprisingly expensive.

There's a robot out there just squishing together morphemes and spitting out app names.

DAMMIT. Beat me to it, you anonymous bastard!

"Sex Congress"?!? I thought they closed that place down!

"In the vagina singularity, your penis would be under enormous pressure, crushed to a single point."

I will volunteer to be a census taker for that.