YAHHSSS LIL POUNDCAKE. That is why I love Alaska. She's a fucking scream.

Lineysha is turning out to be a colossal disappointment. Fierce runway looks, but absolutely no performing ability. Let's be honest, she lucked into her win last week because Tyra is as much of a dead fish as she is, personality-wise.

"Huuuubris! Overweening…priiide." I miss Strangers With Candy.

Yeah, she sounds more like a first-semester community college art student than someone who actually finished a degree.

"…but there's really not much to be mined from a note-for-note dead-eyed sullen performance."

Buh-bye, Little Miss Soft Sculpture. We won't miss you.

Every time she said "soft sculpture" I wanted to smack her. I do not think it means what you think it means.

This bitch telling the others to read a book…that takes some motherfucking nerve…

I literally cheered when Serena got the axe. I was sure they would keep her around long past her expiration date (see: Phi Phi, Tyra) because she's a drama magnet.

Only if it ends with Sharon tearing Phical's head off with her teeth.

No. No, it did not.

It makes sense, though, considering her runway outfit was all detail with no foundation whatsoever.

She mentioned that their biggest blowup was after Sharon was cast but before she left. That makes sense; they would both be dealing with a lot of shit at that point in time, between envy and guilt and facing a forced separation for a couple of months.

Oh sweet Jesus on a popsicle stick, I would cream myself if a contestant did a magical girl runway look.

Anyone who's studied art in any depth whatsoever would know that panniers are NOT Victorian. That is a rookie costuming mistake.

Eddie Redmayne in drag.

I like both Roxxxy and Shannel. And looks-wise, they could be brothers.

Alyssa is what Eddie Redmayne would look like as a drag queen.

I predict Serena will be the unholy spawn of Tatianna and Phi Phi: A methed-out, jittery chihuahua of a busted-ass queen who thinks she's Queen Shit of Fuck Mountain.

Give it a little squeeze an' say how do you do.