Give it a little squeeze an' say how do you do.

"Good girls go to Heaven, so they say. But bad girls, they go everywhere!"

"Good girls go to Heaven, so they say. But bad girls, they go everywhere!"

"Never really bought into the "oh, you're a virgin? then I won't fuck you" denoument…"

"Never really bought into the "oh, you're a virgin? then I won't fuck you" denoument…"

Here's why I loathe this movie: I felt it was an overblown piece of middling tripe that was just artsy enough to make the general public shit themselves over it. It wanted to be a graceful, sly satire of American suburbia but Mendes was afraid the audience wouldn't get it, so he beat them over the head with the…

Here's why I loathe this movie: I felt it was an overblown piece of middling tripe that was just artsy enough to make the general public shit themselves over it. It wanted to be a graceful, sly satire of American suburbia but Mendes was afraid the audience wouldn't get it, so he beat them over the head with the…

Not "luvs2spooge"?

Not "luvs2spooge"?

American Beauty is an overblown piece of tripe.

American Beauty is an overblown piece of tripe.

Yeah, Silence of the Lambs is an inexcusable exclusion.

Yeah, Silence of the Lambs is an inexcusable exclusion.

Jeremy's…iron.

Jeremy's…iron.

Who else read this in Hedonismbot's voice?

Who else read this in Hedonismbot's voice?

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. 'Cuz, y'know, it's all their fault that they can't afford a decent education or real food or health insurance. But they better not try to get student loans or welfare or food stamps, because that's dirty Nazi socialism!

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. 'Cuz, y'know, it's all their fault that they can't afford a decent education or real food or health insurance. But they better not try to get student loans or welfare or food stamps, because that's dirty Nazi socialism!

YAAAAAAYYYY!!!!