Oddly enough, Michael Rapaport is the real-life Dick Ritchie. So that worked out pretty well for all involved.

"Let me get this straight: you took all the money you made
franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem
Globetrotters?"
"Oh, I thought the Generals were Due! He's spinning the ball on his finger! Just take it! Take the ball!"

I can't be the only one who will forever refer to Thomas Haden Church as "Lowell from 'Wings'."

Say what you will about motion picture industry executives in the 21st century, but they're a bunch of greedy, unscrupulous automatons who aren't interesting in creating anything new, just remaking and rebooting known properties for a quick payout.

I can't believe Nicolas Cage likes money too. We should hang out.