I'm working today, but not really. I mean I'm here, but I'm not doing shit. Completely trash day.

Animated movies are cheap when you outsource all of the animation to Asia

I didn't see any movies this weekend, but I did summarize the entire plot of Alien 3 in the car with my girlfriend

Opening arguments: "IT COULD HAVE BEEN TWO FUCKING MOVIES YOU GREEDY JERKS!"

I find joy in the fact that someone somewhere saw a LOTR online slot machine and got excited to spend money on it

Nothing could top that

Boooooo!

Fuck yeah Spiderman rules! He's finally in the MCU!

What's weird though is that he acknowledged that he always has to fake promoting things and that he genuinely liked the movie.

What's weird is that Scott aukerman seemed to really like it on this week's episode of CBB.

Spinning in a tub of hot water in the Florida heat… Nothing wrong with that…

Well, if you hang around a water slide long enough… Uhh, nevermind…

You! walk the plank for that one!

Fun fact: Walt Disney loved that shit

He has to write his own dialogue because he's never said anything remotely profound

Yeah my eShop download speeds are fast, but it drops the connection constantly. It seems like something that could be fixed with a software update

Liberal piracy cucks win again

For whatever reason, be it my router or my house layout, my Switch gets terrible WiFi reception unless I'm sitting next to my router. It constantly drops connections and fails to connect. I know Nintendo isn't great with internet infrastructure, but it's almost unplayable.

I'm taking a break from vid games this weekend. But when I return, I'll be checking out Crash Bandicoot: The N. Sane trilogy remaster. I didn't really play any of the crash games except for a little of the first one, but I'm excited to check these out.

Those all sound like terrible Clueless spin-offs